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But when you start getting down and dirty you soon realize things do not always go to plan. Sex is first and foremost a vulnerable moment for every couple, when you throw in little accidents and embarrassing moments into the mix the outcome is bound to be hilarious. Especially when the passion and sexual tension are at their peak. Others have had it worse and still find the humor in it, so you can thank us later: From Quora 1. A Volcano of Semen So, my wife and I work opposite shifts and hardly saw each other for a while. We both managed to be at home at the same time for once and were furiously going at it, her on top.

I have brown long hair that I wear in braids. I have bottle green eyes and I have a diminutive chest. In both high school after that college, I gave the impression so as to I was kind of nerdy. Ancestor kind of get nerdy and actual smart confused. I guess you would just call me an introvert. I just finished up my first day in college and did very able-bodied. I'm close with my roommate after that have a few other friends.

Women's Health may earn commission from the links on this page, but we only feature products we believe all the rage. Why trust us? Dec 26, Prostock-StudioGetty Images The great thing about femininity besides the orgasmsof course is so as to if you make a mistake before something awkward happens, you can all the time laugh about it later. Have you ever given a blow job all the rage an Uber and lost your beak ring? What about doing it all the rage a J. Crew bathroom while the clothing attendant was right outside? Able-bodied these real women have—and they're agreeable to share their funniest stories along with you. Trust me, you're in designed for a laugh.

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